teague

I realize some of you won't get these. Some will find them riotous. My character for those who don't know is Teague. Also Olivia Layne, and Kaliko.

Mark_Fouler Can i show you something??
Dallas_Demitialis Not if it involves unzipping anything. Otherwise, go ahead.
Teague ((But what if he wants to unzip his backpack...))
Dallas_Demitialis [He'll have to gnaw through it, I'm afraid]
Teague ((*ROTF*))

*Rowan_Lyn takes a seat to herself, crossing her impossibly long legs. She sips the dark liquid, licking a stray drop from her full, crimson lips.
Dyre [ How long is "impossibly long" exactly? i was kinda curious ]
Rowan_Lyn ((long enough to make most eyes pop out of a man's head :)... she has an appearance of 6, you know :)))
Dyre [ Actually, with a 6, most of the women in the club would start watching Ellen. ]

Kail Uck,I'd rather not be a glorified Chippendale's dancer. Thank you very much.
Gyenn Ach, ye spoil all my fun.
*Teague looks at Kail, and decides it's best not to picture it
Kail ((oh yeah,now Teague gets all homophobic :p hehe))
Teague ((He's not attracted to you..DUH!))
Kail ((oh pssht,we're past the "playing hard to get" stage here.))
Teague ((Nope...Not a stir.)
Kail ((cocktease. :p))
Teague ((spackleboy))
Kail ((neckless gynecologist!))

*Kail pulls out the Kellan puppet,hair shellacked like a mothafucka and a white painted glossy toothpick half in his hand for whatever purpose. His shirt is Hawaaian floral print,with "I'm So Fucking Suave" airbrushed on the back in gaudy blue flourish and starts to have puppet battles half-heartedly,Kellan poking his toothpick & Ophelia with her crab claws :vvvq: "I'm a bigger queen! No,I'm a bigger queen! I have American tuna sexiness! I have anal ease!"

Kail {Bouncers} "Yeah, Cher is so tacky now after all her surgery. She looks like a horse...Barbara? Oh I *adore* her!
Teague ((Whoa..that's pretty scary. If they start talking about Bette Midler, & Liza Minnelli, I'm going to be convinced they are Toreador))
Kail ((No,they'd be a crack security team made up of Teague's ex-boyfriends.))
Kail {Bouncer} "That's it,girlfriend! Drop the gun, Miss Thang!"

Jessy_DeFrohme (Who hasn't had a spat with Kutter?))
TeagueOffice ((A real spat? Teague hasn't))
Jessy_DeFrohme ((Yeah. Only 'pretend' spats. With the paddle and the vinyl sheets. )
TeagueOffice ((Now Now...You don't know what they did, or where..so just be happy with devient thoughts))
Kutter ((so thats what the defrohmage sisters do to kellan.. explains the goofy grins on his face))

Teague{dog} ((HEY! THOSE ARE THE PRINCE'S HAIRS YOU ARE BRUSHING OFF MISSY))

Olivia_Layne Tell me, Vega....Do you dance? I haven't had a decent tango since my fucked up ex husband started banging the Prince's sire

Teague :q:Oh yes....I had it all done...all for you
Teague ((ARG! I hate this stuuuupid program))
Teague ((ig that..stupid ircle))
Ophelia` (( Is Teague showing Demonik his penial implant?!! ))
Teague ((His Christmas tree actually...and *she's* the only one to see it so there, smarty))
Teague :q:Touch it
Ophelia` (( OMG!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!! ))
*Teague just fucking hides*

GraveStone((I knew Teague was gay. I said it early and now I confirmed it. Our prince is a dick sucker AHH NO NO))
Teague((He's not gay. He's a vampire. Vampires are pretty much all bi when push comes to shove. Don't tell me Graves wouldn't feed off a guy if he was starving, I know it's not true))
GraveStone((has to remember not to let Teague behind Him anymore, even though My hair covers My ass cant be to safe))

*VegaSantiago is watching the mortals dance, singling out the most attractive females
Casey_Moxen (( SUUUUURE that's what Vega's doing.. *I* know what he's REALLY doing... pervert Angie... ))
VegaSantiago ((*whistles innocently*))
Darken_Dravenmire` ((Well there went any chance I had of having "nice happy thoughts" for awhile))

Rowan_Lyn You see, by Kindred law, in the prince and seneschal's absence, I am supposed to sit on the throne. But Kutter here has a letter saying otherwise, when last I spoke to Kellan, I was supposed to sit in his absence.
Kutter you can sit on the throne just not this one.. the porceline ones are nice so i heard
Kutter :qw: It has Teague's scent on it.. I dont think any others corpsey behind should be on it

VegaSantiago :q: why don't you spend tonight and tomorrow with us?
*Maxerg bites timidly at her lower lip, then nods
Maxerg :q: alright...
Casey_Moxen (( No.. Don't do it.. Don't do it! You'll get EATEN!!! ))
*Casey_Moxen holds up his stump where there used to be an elbow and forearm as well as hand...))
Casey_Moxen (( NOOOOO!! I TELL YOU YOU'LL GET EATEN!!! LOOK!! ))
VegaSantiago ((*whistles innocently*))
*Casey_Moxen whaps Angie with his arm stump...))

*GraveStone`` yells (Very loudly) NO!! and flings the phone into the wall shattering it and part of the wall... His eyes glowing a deep red... His fangs prominent and even His fingernails becoming elongated...
Niamh_ ((Graves just found out they tore down "the Pirates of the Carribean" at disneyworld))

*Jay_Stryker doesn't say a word...though its obvious he isn't broken..his spirit far from crushed...
VegaSantiago ((cel 5. i think vega can catch up with kaworu))
*Jack_Younger looks around, reading body language, thinking someone is in deep doo doo here
Kutter ((first slash and speed beyond thought you two are way slow))
Jessy_ (I'll explode all of your heads. Now hush. :))
Jessica_McFarlan ((ok..can we please put away the dicks))

*Arialis stands still momentarily, pale green eyes moving about the club as he asses those around him. With nary a word he works his way to the b@r.
Kellan ¤ooc¤ as he asses those around him??? ¤ooc¤
Corina_Aland((He's talented, I'll give him that ;) ))
Arialis (( lol !! assesses ))

Kaworu_Nagisa` I think you'll like what I'm doing with Vega, Teague. Tell me, have you ever watched A Clockwork Orange...or read it?
Vega-torpored (( Perry. I am SO gonna get you some day))

Kaliko` Awwww...someone can dish it out, but can't fucking take it...Real tough girly
*Jerra gives a good swing with her guitar case (strength 3) at kals crotch...aiming at accicental more or less...
*Kaliko` takes the whack, screaming like a bitch...LOUDLY

*RENEAU drinks the glass down, unfortuanatly spilling quite a bit down Kellan's leg.
Kellan Reneau..damn..what is that??
RENEAU No big deal. Og thats right your a toreador, maybe theres some Dryell in the office.
Kellan ok Reneau off so I can go home and have them cleaned
RENEAU You tell me your taking your pants off and I'm supposed to leave? Please! What do you think I've been trying to DO for the last year?!?

Arialis :vs: I see. ... looking back to Teague, eyes still narrowed, hoping to hurt Teague as he's been hurt... :vs: And did Kellan reject your overtures?
Kellan ¤ooc¤ Ari was involved with Teague?? ¤ooc¤
Teague ((LOL...Um....no, well there was that BONDING THING..anyway))
Arialis (( shut up... we agreed to NEVER talk about that :P ))

Zachariah_Nihllus Kellan, how are you carrying on a conversation with a fox?
Kellan what? oh, I dunno, she yips and I just make up something to answer
nancy-fox` {fox} wanna mate?
Kellan used to talk to my dogs at home the same way
*Kellan smiles, rubbing her belly
Kutter`` ((Kellan you know that means yes in fox right?))

Richard_McCart ((If Vega and Kaworu didn't start hating eachother at first sight, they'd probably get along))
VegaSantiago ((*grin* and one of the two who were trying to start a sex scene complained that vega was a cold bastard for not liking them having their fun..))
VegaSantiago ((i'd have mentioned that it's not good to have sex in front of a sexual psychopath elder who hasn't had fun recently, but didn't want to give the char away.))

Kellan` ((lol, Teague's not a top))
Kutter ((first time for everything))
GraveStone`` ((No But GS is a BDSM freak lol))
TeagueOffice ((I love watching ya'll degrade the dignity of my character in channel. Especially since all of you helped in the dirt ya'll are digging up))
nima` ((ummm i haven't been bad with teague))
Kellan` ((if you need lessons, talk to Kel))

Ophelia Jay speaking about Vega: Jay_Stryker :q: he's all artsy fartsy prolly a toreawhore but goddamn that fucker is unsettling sometimes...Alot scarier than Casey Moxen ever was.

Kail` ((Teague's got a booooooner,Teague's got a booooooner! hee hee))
Teague ((Oh that's IT! I'm telling Arialis about YOU))
Kail` ((teehee,see if I care...doesn't excuse the fact you've got a CHUBBY! heeeeeeeee))
Teague ((Yeah..well...even as a girl I'm still more man that you! nya))
Kail` ((hehe you wish boner "boy" hoohoo))
Teague ((yeah right..When I suffer penis envy, it's not you I think about))

*Kail` briefly brings up the Jade hand puppet when no one's looking,a sock puppet that eerily looks like her with yarn and buttons...oh and prolifically stained with...something. He yanks it back down before Teague notices and puts it back away under the table * Kail` actually, come to think of it, would save Teague costs by just having the Jade puppet be Primogen...adding a couple more dried semen stains,no one would notice the difference

*`Scratch slips an arm around Teague's waist and leans into him, smiling abit
*Teague lays his head on her shoulder, closing his eyes for a moment
Janelle` (( *whoa* Scratch and Teague? *hehehe* boy am I missing something or what? *smirk* ))
Becky-gone ((scratch and teague? is that a lewder version of scratch and sniff?))

Teague :q:Actually....There is something I wanted to talk to you about in my office, if you have a moment, Ophelia
Jake` ((Ut oh,here comes the "put out or resign" speech heehe...bow chicka bow bowwww!))
Teague ((Yeah right..Like Teague's JFK or something...I swear some nights the girls have flung themselves at him like slingshot muppets))

*Lucretia` glances up toward the balcony doors, wondering if Teague is still up there, and if so, what his stamina must be like.
Teague` ((lol...Just thinking...ok?))
*Teague` is actually alone..wanna check?
Lucretia` [On whether he's alone, or on what his stamina is like?]
Teague` ((LOL...geeze...muppets))

*Ophelia` sends the sculptured tip of her fingernail down the slope of Teagues neck, a wickedly sweet smile upon her lips, she coo's, "Yes.. Teague me.."
Ophelia` -={ÕöÇ}=- ACK!!!!!! I meant TEASE me not Teague me! *slaps her forehead* -={ÕöÇ}=-
Teague ((freud much?))
Teague ((Here's your membership to the Muppet fan club miss Ophelia))

Teague ((LOL...The club is very quiet..There are tables tipped and out of place, though the guards are cautiously trying to pick them up. and a cold spot in the corner of the room))
Sleepy_Maggie (( A very cold spot. Like frosty breath cold ))
*Jason_Rifter golden eyes narropw as he growl and on alert
Jason_Rifter Sabbat?
[Saira]-outside ((worse....one of teague's relationships))

Jay_balcony ((I wonder if Teague has his very own "Room #5" hehehehe *inside joke*))
Teague ((heh...No..he doesn't, Jay...But he does have a garden))
Jay_balcony ((what is wrong with you people from Bossier? can't you scrog in bedrooms like normal ppl?))

Lamiah` ((nah we don't love him...we are forced to wuffle him daily at gunpoint))
Lamiah` ((it's *sob* HORRIBLE))
Teague ((LOL wuffle? HEY..THAT WASN'T WHAT YOUR SIRE SAID! oops))

Janelle` (( Angie and Shannon you guys are on late... Are you guys having fun without me? Should I be offended? *hehehehe* ))
*Teague ((looks up from behind the bar with Angie's panties in her mouth, and Chris's Jade sock puppet like "Who, me?"))

Kail` ((Mike...*respirator hiss*...I am your father.))
Teague` ((Damn...I thought someone else was his father..Oh well..Time for us to go on Jerry for the blood test))
Kail` ((*tosses a chair at Mike and says he has a sloppy pussy. Too hot for TV*))
*** Kutter` has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
Teague` ((LOL..Ok..that's enough of that..See? You say sloppy pussy and the cat leaves))

*Teague looks at her then begins to stiffly rise ((no comments Kail))
[Saira] ((LOL))
Kail` ((I need to comment on that?))

Rhonda_Demond (Teague..what are you favorite positions with Kutter and kreska..inquiring minds want to know)
*Teague` ((says nothing..if for no other reason they he didn't get many options to choose from))
Rhonda_Demond (well we have doggie style for Kutter..just because...*looks around to make sure Kutter doesnt pop out of the Umbra just to slap her* and being a priest Im sure you are good with Missionary. lol)

*Ophelia` laughs, shifting the car into gear, she presses the gas pedal to the car mat, the cars tires peeling away from the curbside
*_Jessy_ squeals, rolling down the window and then reaching for the radio. World watch out! It's girls' night out in Aberdeen! Lock up yer sons! :P: :)
DevidLyons ((*locks up her daughters too, knowing y'all two*))
Teague ((*locks up her pets*))

Teague ((Actually...I have something to confess....))
Teague ((I'm secretly a gay man trapped in a woman's body))
Kail` ((Wacky,I'm a Swedish hermaphrodite erotic masseuse with a cleft palate and no nipples))

Teague ((I'll bite you later ang..when we are alone ))
Ophelia` -={ÕöÇ}=- You mean...when you get seconds Shannon..I get her first :P -={ÕöÇ}=-
Teague ((I've already had her..several times..so go ahead..taste what I have taught her))
Niamh_ ((*COUGHS*))

Ophelia -={ÕöÇ}=- What did I miss? -={ÕöÇ}=-
Kutter ((the roman orgy))
Silence (the mets won the superbowl)
Jessy_DeFrohme (Everything. Kutter revealed his love to Kellan. We find out Kail is actually a washer woman from the steppes of Russia. And Kiri is actually Kate Moss)

VegaSantiago ((kail's got enough pc chicks attatched to him! *whine*))
Becky_Barrow ((Well...he's Brujah. You're Torie. Makes sense. ))
VegaSantiago ((...TORRIE?))
VegaSantiago ((don't NO ONE tell her oocly. LOL))
*Teague ((FUCKING DIES LAUGHING, POINTING AT VEGA...OH CRYS CRYS LAUGHING))

*^Sass^ grins down at him and kisses his forward.
Casey_Moxen (( how do you kiss a forward??? ))
Sass^ (forehead)
Sass^ (sowwy)
Casey_Moxen (( S'okay.. as long as you don't say Foreskin..you're in the clear... ))

Ophelia` -={ÕöÇ}=- My moral is.. A man is like floor tile. Lay it just right and you can walk on it for life. -={ÕöÇ}=-
TeagueOOC ((My moral is men are like bridge..you don't need a partner if you have a good hand))

VegaSantiago ~beautiful ophelia....will teague or even your sire ever realize how much you are like me?~
Ophelia` ~*sarcastic tone* And what crime is it to enjoy the pleasure of pain? The brutal force of a blade? The flow of blood as a crimson river, its waves spilling over.....drenching creamy bodies?~
VegaSantiago ~i have often asked the same question~

Kutter ((do i get the evil villian badge of the month?))
Kellan ¤ooc¤ not yet ¤ooc¤
Kail` ((Vega is still more dastardly))
Kutter ((come on i kidnapped the prince, made casey lose his kool and pissed off the entire club at least once *sniffles* Vega is a leech they are automatically evil thats not fair))

*Teague begins to move again twards the bar, slightly herding Di along with him
diana` :q: few would, but its a risk, and such... just observing.
*`diana` wonders when teague became a stalion and goes with him
Teague ((LOL...Nooooo comment))