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I made another post to fatefulkiss I won't keep hounding folks to go look, but the more people that join the friends list, the more inpired I will be to write vampire porn. Just thought I would share.

Well this is the awaited Saiyuki/Petshop of Horrors Crossover fic. Hope you enjoy it.

They have been driving forever...Nothing new there. Hakkai's driving, Sanzo's bitching, and fanning, Goku's complaining of hunger, and Gojyo has taken off most of his cloths some time back, and is sunning himself as they drive. His darkening skin is a source of much irritation to Sanzo, for no apperent reason. The smoking, drinking, gambling, cursing monk is having issues with a lack of modesty. For the thousandth time of the day Hakkai is having secret wonderful thoughts of killing them all. Oh yes...The careful bonds placed on his wilder nature hold back much, but today was one of those days where his mild facade hides the thoughts of someone who's cheerfully killed a thousand demons.

And that is when it happens. The jeep lurchs...sputters...makes a long sound of pain. And suddenly they were all rolling in the dirt, having been ejected more or less as the vehicle snaps back to the shape of a white dragon. The reaction is confused anger. Hakkai quickly runs to catch the little guy up and check him. Sanzo works to untangle himself from Goku, and Gojyo is moaning in pain from a severe case of road rash.

"Oi, Hakkai...What the hell is wrong with Hakuryu?" Gojyo asks, rising wincingly. The little dragon moans, laying limply in Hakkai's arms.

"I don't know!" Hakkai replies worridly. Sensing his distress, the others gather, all sort of at a loss for what to do. The tiny white draggie is ailing, and none of these guys are particularly known to be nurturing..except maybe Gojyo... Ironicly enough. Only Jeep's distressed little squeek keeps them from fighting again.

"Where did you get him, Hakkai?" Sanzo finally asks. Hakkai goes quiet, as if it is difficult to remember. The others note that it is odd that to look at Hakkai without a smile on his face. That surely means trouble. Finally he nods, and looks up.

"We'll have to hurry."

"Where too?" Goku asks, trying to get a closer look at Hakuryu. The little dragon peeps at him softly, as though he is trying to comfort the worried monkey boy.

"In a way, it doesn't matter. We can keep going towards the big city...As long as it is a city with a marketplace..." Hakkai softly pets Hakuryu. Everyone else looks confused at that.

"Why a city, Hakkai?" Sanzo asks waspishly, pretending dirt on his robes is more engaging.

"I can't say exactly. I can't even say for certain that he'll be there...I just sense... that he will be." Hakkai has that look on his face again. The mysterious look. The other three pause to look at each other, before all but pouncing Hakkai to answer them. "All right, alright!" Hakkai cries, holding Hakuryu protectively. "I will tell you as we walk."

So then they set out on foot. Goku offers to help carry Hakuryu, but Hakkai declines, and soon begins his tale. He tries to make it linger, since it is several miles to the city.

"Gojyo actually probably remembers the day I brought the little guy in. He made quite a fuss, since I never asked about pets, but who could stay angry at Hakuryu." Gojyo nods. Hakuryu makes another soft peep. "We were in a rather large city. I had finally healed, and Gojyo had been helping me to adjust to my new life. I had time to think, now that my quest for revenge was done. I had time to brood, and to miss....her." The others know who is referring to, and nod solemnly. "Gojyo was trying to keep my spirits up, but it wasn't easy. Finally he threatened to hire a girl for me if I at least didn't get out and get some fresh air.. Plus he had a 'friend' with him... and I was in no mood to listen. Sorry, Gojyo.."

Gojyo nods, murmuring that it was nothing around his cig.

"So I went out, and just wandered. The city just sort of floated past. I was barely paying attention. I couldn't even tell you how I came to the store I arrived at. There was a most interesting young man sweeping the stoop." Hakkai pauses, as though lost in a memory. One that brought a rush of blood to his cheeks, making the others look at him with increased curiosity. "I didn't think he was a boy at first. The way he moved, his manner of dress, hair...expression...It was hard to tell. He was a pretty boy. He looked up at me and smiled. 'You're lonely..', he said. I could only nod, and it was strange. He seemed to have been expecting me. He took my arm, and led me inside his shop. Somehow..I was helpless to resist."

Sanzo frowns deeply. "Sounds like he put you under a spell, Hakkai." Hakkai can only nod.

"It was like that. He showed me to a dark, intimate parlor, and offered me tea. The air was thick with incense. And...I can't remember much after that, except the feeling of being watched, and walking out, Hakuryu in my hands. And I knew..somehow, that Hakuryu would make me happy." Hakkai holds the little dragon closer, and is rewarded with a weak lick to his cheek. Sanzo grumbles darkly, not liking the suspiciousness at all.

It takes them several hours to finally reach the large town. Sanzo, Gojyo, and Goku all want to find food, and rest, but Hakkai is too worried. He began the search for the unusual store, seeming to have faith he can find it here, though this was not the city he found Hakuryu in. Just as Sanzo is finally insisting that this is dumb, Hakkai cries out happily.

"There it is!"

And there it is, a funky looking little storefront, squeezed between a carpet shop, and a store of funeral decorations. It has the look of a cheap little temple, and that causes Sanzo to snort, his sarcasm meter jumping up a notch. Hakkai glances at the other two. Gojyo only looks mildly curious, casually lighting a cig. Goku on the other hand looks infinitely interested. Hakkai walks to the door, and quietly walks inside. The others follow, either out of curiosity, or worry about Hakkai and the little dragon.

Inside is like a whole other world. It is part temple, part throne room, and part bordello. Sanzo hates it instantly. The scent of incense is cloying. There are noises in the shadows, creeping, and scuttling. Shadows move.

"This is stupid!" Sanzo finally snaps. He is answered by a soft chuckle coming from behind them. They never heard the door open. A young man, just as Hakkai described, walks past them. He is small, almost the same height as Goku. He has short, shoulder length hair, cut all one length, parted on the side so one side hung across one eye. The other peers at them with amusement. He is eerily beautiful, and doll like, with a small nose, pale skin, and ruby red lips. He sets Sanzo's teeth on edge instantly as he studies them in turn.

"Oh, company....And it's been so long." The voice is a soft purr. "Please...come sit...have tea..." He smiles at Gojyo, who suddenly feels a little tight in the pants. His gaze moves to Sanzo, and he smirks. Then the odd eyes fall and linger on Goku in a way that makes Sanzo's hand shake. His gun hand. "Oh no! Is that little Hakuryu!?" The strange host hurries to Hakkai, reaching to take Hakuryu from him.

"Yes," Hakkai says softly. "He's sick..."

The strange one pulls a piece of paper from his robe, a long, silky garment that hugged his body, cut in a chinese style, with frog buttons going from shoulder to neck. He examines the paper, and begins asking Hakkai questions about Hakuryu's food, and habits. It turns out Hakkai is a very good owner, answering all correctly. The small shop owner finally smiles, looking at the others again.

"I am D, and I am your host. This may take some time, as it seems your little dragon has picked up a bug. Please...sit...have some tea." The others suddenly find themselves already sitting on a floral couch, with a table of sweets and tea laid out before them. Goku naturally dives in first. Sanzo tries to stop him, even slapping him with a fan, but the little monkey is all stomach. Sanzo notices D looking at Goku with an odd hunger.

"I will kill you..." Sanzo murmurs to D softly. D breaks into a smile, long lashed eyes narrowing genki like.

"You're so cute, with your golden hair...Is he yours then?" D is already gone by the time Sanzo has the gun up. They could hear him down the hall, talking to Hakkai, and leading him away.

"Is he a yokai, Sanzo?" Gojyo asks, delicately licking frosting from his fingertips. Sanzo quietly shakes his head no. "I don't know what he is...But it is not yokai."

Hakkai, and the mysterious host stay gone. Soon, the teacakes and pastries gone, Goku becomes restless, and rises to begin poking around.

"Baka...Sit down foolish monkey," Sanzo murmurs. Goku notices that there is less conviction in his sharp voice than usual. He sees that Gojyo seems already passed out, and Sanzo is blinking, fighting it. He tries to stand, and wavers.

"Sanzo?" Goku goes to him, worried and curious. He doesn't feel sleepy at all. The monk murmurs a last, "baka," and passes out. Goku shakes him, growing concerned, then panicked. He looks for the opening that Hakkai went through, and runs through it, calling for him.

The hall is dark and smokey, and he realizes that there is nothing but doors, and the sounds of animals. "Hakkai! Hakkai, where are you!?" Desperately he begins to open doors. One room is nothing but puppies with large black eyes. Another holds nothing but kittens. Goku gets a chill, feeling like he can hear voices. He runs to another room, and comes across a beautiful man in a cage, singing. When he yells, the man looks disturbed, and crosses to get away from him. Finally he hears a sound, like someone calling to him. He runs for that room quickly, and opens the door.

The sight that lies inside is incredible. There are trees full of fruits and baskets of cookies, and cakes. And there are monkeys. Trees of monkeys, laughing and playing. They call out to him to play, and he begins to forget what he was doing...Why he was running around. It isn't long before he is running about, feeling freer than he has in a long time. These guys don't call him baka...They just like him. One finally snatches the power inhibitor from his head. He feels the wild surge of power, ears and claws growing. For a moment he remembers this is bad, but then it isn't. He feels wild, and free, but not evil, or dangerous. He dances with his monkey brothers. It takes awhile before he realizes he is being watched.

D stands near the door, watching with a soft, sultry smile. Goku feels a voice in his head, caressing. "You're beautiful..." Goku pauses, then slowly comes closer. There is something about this strange doll like man. Something alluring. When D takes a seat on the side of a fountain and holds his hand out, Goku follows, and takes it. D urges him close, reaching out to pet and stroke him. It feels good. D feels good...Goku finds himself being drawn into a kiss from those ruby red lips. Just a soft kiss, followed by another, and another. D murmurs something to him. Some endearment. It makes his insides feel fluttery. This D likes him like this...Not like Sanzo, who sometimes seems not to like him at all. "I would never call you baka.." D said, as though reading his mind. Goku suddenly finds himself with his back on the grass, and D lightly kissing a line down his chest as he slides open Goku's shirt. "I love wild things..."

Hands slide into Goku's pants, a sensation he can't remember feeling before. A *good* sensation. One that he is sure he *has* wanted to feel before. He grows hard in D's hand, making a soft, wild yowl. The strange one finally frees him from his trousers, and those lush red lips descend, parting to engulf his hard length. Goku yowled, arching. His clawed fingers slide into D's soft, silky black hair. D pauses to dribble something on his cock that instantly makes it feel warmer, and smells like cinnamon. Then he is back at it, his head bobbing in Goku's lap. He purred, enjoying the sweet sticky syrup as he lapped it off the monkey's hot skin. He opened his mouth wide, letting the frantic yokai thrust deep.

"Oh! Sanzo!" the monkey cries out passionately. D only pauses for a moment, before letting Goku continue. He sucks tight and sweet, like Goku's prick was made of candy. Finally Goku explodes, crying out loudly. D slurps him clean, his warm tongue gentle. Then D crawls up, and hugs Goku as he recovers. He pets the little monkey's hair, helps adjust his clothing, and returns the power containing coronet to his brow. The suddenly more child like looking Goku blinks, sensing a tension in D.

"Did I do something wrong?" he asks softly.

"No, dearest. You were wonderful." D kisses his brow, and guides him toward the door. Beyond it, Goku steps into the dim hallway, and smells incense. As he moves along, he notes a cracked doorway, and being a curious monkey, he peeks. His eyes widen as he sees Hakkai, naked, reclining and being kissed by someone nearly white with long shaggy white hair. Before he can react though, the door is quietly shut on him, and D gives him a guiding push back on his way.

"The Dragon is feeling better. Let him play..." Goku blinks and nods, suddenly feeling sleepy. He lets D guide him back to the sitting room, where Sanzo and Gojyo are still napping. D helps him get Sanzo up off the floor, and then helps him onto the couch. Goku ends up curling up with is head in Sanzo's lap. D sighs, and walks back behind the curtain.

Time passes, and soon Hakkai wakes them all, little Hakuryu settled on his shoulder, chirping. He looks much better, and so does Hakkai.

"Was I gone that long?" he asks, smiling the way he does.

"Yes!" Sanzo snaps, covering up the way he is confused and concerned.

Gojyo just smirks, and reaches out to pet Hakuryu. "He looks better. Let's get out of here."

The others nod. Goku does pause, feeling like he had a funny dream. Hakkai does too, looking back for their host. D suddenly bustles out with a bag, and hands it to Hakkai, smiling sweetly. "Here...Treats for Hakryu. These will help him stay strong. " D also smiles gently to Goku, making him feel fluttery. Those lips. Did he dream about those lips?

"Go on...Go take care of your picky monk. They are *very* high maintenance you know, " D says softly, giving Goku a gentle ruffle of his wild hair. Goku smiles and nods, running to catch up with Sanzo. Hakkai takes the treats and thanks D, closing the door behind him. D sighs deeply, and falls on the couch, moping. He is soon joined by his beautiful menagerie. They kiss, and pet, murmuring to him to forget the silly monkey.

"I know," he replies softly, "He was just so beautiful. Gods, even small ones, always are."

His menagerie nods sagely, and soon he is soothed into petting them back. The sign on the door changes to CLOSED.

UPDATE: Sorry if it takes up an entire friends page, but apperently the code made some puters not wanna like it.