Tweets for Today

• 14:24 Wacko waving inflatable flailing tube guy @DaytonaLagoon makes me lulz. #
• 14:27 @jbhirtz Jeeps broken. Kids coming back? #
• 14:31 @jbhirtz How? #
• 16:08 @frzz I almost walked on the beach to escape bike noise, but was hit with +4 icy wind, and changed my mind. #
• 16:18 @frzz Unfortunately I wore my -2 Sweater of Permiation, and I'm hopeful for a ride this night at 11. #
• 16:24 @frzz Thanks! This week is destined to be brutal buswise. Next week should be easier due to Spring Break for my school. #
• 17:47 Whee... Yet another moment where I feel Club Navago, and it's spawn can die in a fire. #
• 21:29 @carbonKim teague.livejournal.com/520133.html #
• 22:02 @frzz Well, @rinibean did put her on notice ^-^ #
• 22:28 @fezzek Sandy Vagina? I think there's creme for that. #
• 22:29 @frzz Don't forget me! I'll be sad and ronery. #
• 23:56 @frzz teague.livejournal.com/518843.html #
• 00:09 @jrzeegrl Who was that aimed at? LOL #
• 01:30 @carbonKim I dun mind. Time? #

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Cravings

Cravings are a bitch, man. I'm just ovulating, crossing the threshold towards PMS. I'm craving. I'm not even having cravings, like of a particular food. I just want to eat. I'm not even hungry. It's frustrating. I walk into the kitchen to get more coffee, or because there is something not food in there, and suddenly my brain urges me to eat something. I just ate mac and cheese! My brain shows me a bowl of cereal! Why? Ugh. I suspect biology. My theory is that my body just released a potential baby. It seems to think I should fatten up, just in case it becomes a baby. Well, body, there won't be a baby. So STFU!