Brain Tweets

• 18:02 Something a front desker doesn't want to hear; "I hope you have a plunger!" #
• 19:24 I need a girlfriend who gets off on taking care of people. #
• 20:54 OMG! Someone just handed me a rolled up five wanting change! Blaaagh...Keep your druggie bill! #
• 21:09 What does Rick Astley think of all this..? #
• 21:54 Oh, North Elevator, you are a massive pain in the twat #

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