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Geek Boy Fantasy
Jun. 20th, 2007 05:43 pmI've been meaning to post this for a couple of days. Lazy, Shan...
Anyway, Sunday I was invited to play Dungeons and Dragons. It's been years. I've never actually played 3.5. I had no character. I was ready to go. We arrive early. It's me, Rini, and Amie. Travis is there as Game Master, and host. We get started on afew things. Christina, the next player finally arrives. Now, I've already been given a clear signal that Amie hates Christina with the fire of 1000 suns. I try not to prejudge based on that. But it becomes clear soon after arrival that Amie may have a point. "Does anyone want a popsicle? I brought popsicles. Anyone want one? I brought a whole box? I guess I'll eat them all then!" She says this in a loud, rapid sort of way, then proceeds to settle herself at the end of the table, and *loudly* smack the popsicle she has. "SlurpSlorpSluuuurp Sluuuuuurpop Sluuuuuurpop" She's porno slurping this thing. I can overlook the entrance, but the loud sucking, followed by the lip smacking is pretty obvious. I wanted to turn and ask her if she was auditioning for Travis. We try to ignore her, and get on with things. The last two players arrive, and it suddenly occurs to me. There are seven players, and Travis is the only male. It also becomes obvious that one of the other females, Carrera, should not be seated next to Christina. In fact, they are told, more than once, that they are not allowed to "morph into The Bitch tonight." This edict does not phase them. Carrera is not so bad from what I can tell. In fact Carrera asked me to model with her, both while she grabs my boobs, and while we grab each others. She posts these on her myspace. No, my pics aren't up yet. I checked. (I wasn't happy with them anyway. Something weird happens to my faced when I grin.)
So, anyway, Travis is the sole male at a D&D game with 6 female players. Sounds like a Geek Boy's dream? Especially with the boob groping? It wasn't. Poor Travis had entered Gyno Land. Sure, there was boob grabbing for a couple of minutes, but there was also one Hen Fight, several peckings, and a whole lot of Too Much Information. The ladies did everything but talk about their periods. Poor Travis. I got the impression that he should switch us to a Drow Game. There was certainly enough bitchy to go around.
Carrera groping Travis. Doesn't he look hunted and a little sad? Not taken by me, except from her site.
Anyway, Sunday I was invited to play Dungeons and Dragons. It's been years. I've never actually played 3.5. I had no character. I was ready to go. We arrive early. It's me, Rini, and Amie. Travis is there as Game Master, and host. We get started on afew things. Christina, the next player finally arrives. Now, I've already been given a clear signal that Amie hates Christina with the fire of 1000 suns. I try not to prejudge based on that. But it becomes clear soon after arrival that Amie may have a point. "Does anyone want a popsicle? I brought popsicles. Anyone want one? I brought a whole box? I guess I'll eat them all then!" She says this in a loud, rapid sort of way, then proceeds to settle herself at the end of the table, and *loudly* smack the popsicle she has. "SlurpSlorpSluuuurp Sluuuuuurpop Sluuuuuurpop" She's porno slurping this thing. I can overlook the entrance, but the loud sucking, followed by the lip smacking is pretty obvious. I wanted to turn and ask her if she was auditioning for Travis. We try to ignore her, and get on with things. The last two players arrive, and it suddenly occurs to me. There are seven players, and Travis is the only male. It also becomes obvious that one of the other females, Carrera, should not be seated next to Christina. In fact, they are told, more than once, that they are not allowed to "morph into The Bitch tonight." This edict does not phase them. Carrera is not so bad from what I can tell. In fact Carrera asked me to model with her, both while she grabs my boobs, and while we grab each others. She posts these on her myspace. No, my pics aren't up yet. I checked. (I wasn't happy with them anyway. Something weird happens to my faced when I grin.)
So, anyway, Travis is the sole male at a D&D game with 6 female players. Sounds like a Geek Boy's dream? Especially with the boob groping? It wasn't. Poor Travis had entered Gyno Land. Sure, there was boob grabbing for a couple of minutes, but there was also one Hen Fight, several peckings, and a whole lot of Too Much Information. The ladies did everything but talk about their periods. Poor Travis. I got the impression that he should switch us to a Drow Game. There was certainly enough bitchy to go around.
Carrera groping Travis. Doesn't he look hunted and a little sad? Not taken by me, except from her site.
