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How ya gonna die?
Mar. 6th, 2007 06:47 amThis morning, as I was talking to one of my buddies, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
yalenusveler, he had to excuse himself for a moment, then came back to say that he was thinking of logging off and heading for the basement. When I asked why, he replied that the wind had knocked a heavy porch swing off his front porch. Considering he lives in Pennsylvania, not Hurricane Ally, that did seem alarming. I told him to please do what he felt would keep him safe, as out of the two of us, I didn't think his fate was to die of wind. Then I said, "I always thought it'd be a terrible yiffing accident." (If you didn't see that episode of CSI, then feel free to google it. Then repent, and go wash your eyes out with Scope.) Since he logged off, and I was effectively bored at work, I began to ponder the fates of the rest of you. So here it is. My predictions of your demises.
brian_sama: Heart attack after fiiinally winning the Lottery.
ainasiriel: Smothered by a bad cleavage dive.
blowdry: Shot down by police after going on a Books-A-Million killing spree.
dustbunnies: Closet avalanche.
neintales: When Tumbleweeds Attack! Next, on Fox.
buzzy_dreamer: Farts audibly on camera at the Academy Awards and dies of fatal embarassment.
kellinator: Her mother is going to make her head go kersplody.
libidoergosum: Orgy misshap.
luckychance: Will retire as a successful porn producer for great x rated women's films, having revolutionized the industry, and started a second sexual revolution, then will die of bordom.
mbwun: Costume malfuction involving an Obi.
missautopsy: Weener dogs turn out to be venomous.
reecefairy: Yarn overdose.
rebrobayt: Also a cleavage related accident.
zorathenne: Dies from guilt related to cleavage fatalities. (Did you think it was just me?)
wickedshadow: A mystery. They'll just find his body in the kudzoo, being nested by squirrels.
tinhuviel: Discovers she has a second chance to go meet Barry, and dies of fright. Will be found partially devoured by kitties, like all other crazy cat ladies.
vernard: What, are you kidding? V will never die.
aliaswestgate: Finds the ultimate anime, and starves to death during a binge.
Did I miss you? My apologies. There are some on my F-list I'm not sure I know well enough to predict.
yalenusveler, he had to excuse himself for a moment, then came back to say that he was thinking of logging off and heading for the basement. When I asked why, he replied that the wind had knocked a heavy porch swing off his front porch. Considering he lives in Pennsylvania, not Hurricane Ally, that did seem alarming. I told him to please do what he felt would keep him safe, as out of the two of us, I didn't think his fate was to die of wind. Then I said, "I always thought it'd be a terrible yiffing accident." (If you didn't see that episode of CSI, then feel free to google it. Then repent, and go wash your eyes out with Scope.) Since he logged off, and I was effectively bored at work, I began to ponder the fates of the rest of you. So here it is. My predictions of your demises.brian_sama: Heart attack after fiiinally winning the Lottery.ainasiriel: Smothered by a bad cleavage dive. blowdry: Shot down by police after going on a Books-A-Million killing spree.dustbunnies: Closet avalanche.neintales: When Tumbleweeds Attack! Next, on Fox.buzzy_dreamer: Farts audibly on camera at the Academy Awards and dies of fatal embarassment. kellinator: Her mother is going to make her head go kersplody.libidoergosum: Orgy misshap.luckychance: Will retire as a successful porn producer for great x rated women's films, having revolutionized the industry, and started a second sexual revolution, then will die of bordom.mbwun: Costume malfuction involving an Obi.missautopsy: Weener dogs turn out to be venomous.reecefairy: Yarn overdose.rebrobayt: Also a cleavage related accident.zorathenne: Dies from guilt related to cleavage fatalities. (Did you think it was just me?)wickedshadow: A mystery. They'll just find his body in the kudzoo, being nested by squirrels.tinhuviel: Discovers she has a second chance to go meet Barry, and dies of fright. Will be found partially devoured by kitties, like all other crazy cat ladies.vernard: What, are you kidding? V will never die. aliaswestgate: Finds the ultimate anime, and starves to death during a binge.Did I miss you? My apologies. There are some on my F-list I'm not sure I know well enough to predict.
