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My negative resolutions

I've been reading the resolutions of many friends, and hearing about them offline, and so on. Hey, it's that time of year, right? But how many people stand up and say what they are resolving not to give up? Well, here are the things I'm resolving not to give up.

I resolve *not* to give up caffeine. Nope. I'm keeping it. I only drink about 2, or three glasses of tea, and 2 cups of coffee. I don't eat much chocolate, and I don't drink much soda. I have not seen one study where anything less than a *heroic* dose of caffeine affects one badly in any way.

I resolve not to give up sugar. Sugar is not *evil* people. It's massive consumtion of sugar. If I had to choose between real sugar, and unnatural chemical sweetener, then gimme the sugar.

I resolve not to give up butter. Butter tastes *better*! Did you know that you can leave a tub of margerine in the garage for months, and as long as the temperature doesn't rise above the melting point, there will be no change? And that animals won't touch it?

And while we're at it...

I may just drink more. So there. And I plan to keep looking at pictures of naked men online, when ever possible. And keep spending too much time chatting, and online gaming.

That's right. I'm going to hell.