My Birthday

Well once it got started, it was a good day. Vernard and Mel came to take me to dinner. Mmm...Mel brought me baked goodness. Mmm...I popped that bananna bread into the microwave and I am yomming. I just...need....butter! Argh! hehe..Thanks Mel. Then we went to Los Nopales for mexican dinner. I was given a margarita. It was stronger than I thought. Woof. The food was good though. Paul joined us. We listened to a really bad cover singer. Mel, and Vernard alternately offered to kill the guy. We left and went over to Paul's because Mel had to taste the capsum. She met her match, and fell in love. Paul also dragged out the scorpions. OH..and he was going to give me a couple for my birthday! *purr* So far I have demured on the grounds of being probably unable to care for them adaquately. I know you're happy about that, Brian. Otherwise, I'd take them! After that we went to Hellen and Todd's and visited. It was fun. We swapped wisdom tooth stories, and watches Morgan be silly. Hellen showed me and Mel some amusing photos. There is coffee in the future. Yay!

I still need butter! And I miss my sweety!

Hurricane Humor

30 Things Hurricanes Charley, Frances & Ivan Have
Taught Us !!


1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up.

2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Col.Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.

4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink---and tastes just as bad.

5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need (batteries )

6. The four-way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.

7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.

8. Chain-saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.

9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.

10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.

11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.

12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we actually DO need a generator

13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.

14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.

15. Lake Carroll can generate waves.

16. Gasoline is a value at any price

17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.

18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE

19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.

20. Candlelight is better than Botox--- it takes years off your appearance

21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.

22. Water is a comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.

23. Shadow animals on the wall---still fun.

24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.

25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co- workers or neighbors who do not.

26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.

27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.

28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator

29. Somebody's got it worse.

30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they are getting preferential treatment