Tweets for Today

• 12:51 Caught Mr. Camo before he decided to scent mark Brian's chair. Got him to mark a bush outside! Camo, you are fixed. Why you do this? #
• 12:53 @TwitterBerry You still at Daytona Lagoon? If you see a white guy with a fro, and long sleeves covering a tattoo, that's @frzz, my cute ex. #
• 17:22 Open pickle jar fail. Wet vinegar scented boobs = yuck. #
• 17:31 @frzz That's because no one wants to tap Ol' Pickle Tits. #
• 05:53 @frzz Yeah, I doubt she'd lose your number if she tapped that. Just saying. #

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